The Colonel's Music

Sheet Music

You can get the Maple Leaf Rag in PostScript as well as PNG. Write if you'd like a printed copy, or a PostScript version of PNG music.

Some pieces are in Adobe Portable Document Format (PDF) and require the free Adobe Acrobat Reader.

You will find some sheet music from video games at my video game site, Crude ASCII Maps.

  • Maple Leaf Rag, by Scott Joplin. The one and only. (The notation is copied from the original edition so it may look old-fashioned.)
  • Beautiful Buffalo. [lyrics]
  • Celery Stalks at Midnight, by George Harris as arranged by Will Bradley. An easy piano reduction of the main theme. (PNG) [/1\|/2\]
  • Corporia: Victory Theme [PDF]
  • Crabesque. A sideways rag. (PNG)
  • Farewell to the Heath. A flute air in the Irish mode. (PNG) [/1\]
  • Le Furet. An old French song about a ferret. (PNG) [/1\]
  • A modern version of “Le Furet” by Jean Bénédict and Pierre de Bréville
  • Good Old Dog. A healthy chewing exercise in four-part doggerel (PNG) [/1\]
  • Hi There, What's Your Name. Make up your own lyrics, I don't care! (PNG) [/1\]
  • I Went To London. A fake folk tune. (PNG) [/1\]
  • The Kat Don't Kare. Inspired by Harold Buchholz's Apathy Kat. (PNG) [/1\]
  • Meat and Potatoes. To the tune of Schubert's Intermezzo (PNG) [/1\] [lyrics only]
  • Mr. Fixit. A mechanically challenged swing tune. (PNG) [/1\]
  • Mrs. Gooby. An unsingable song in disco style. (PNG) [/1\] [lyrics only]
  • Muppo. A commercial jingle for voice and bass. [PDF]
  • My Cat Is Fat. Haute cuisine with words by B. Kliban (PNG) [/1\]
  • The Panama Piano. A little dance for two hands. (PNG) [/1\]
  • Peter Piper. If you're not careful you'll end up with a mouthful of pickled peppers. (PNG) [/1\]
  • Step. A snazzy (but pointless) toccata for one hand. [/1\]
  • Truck Drivin' Man. In the best oral tradition. (PNG) [/1\]
  • Wichita Falls One-Shot Blues. A six-line rhapsody in A minor. [lyrics]
    • Unauthorized Lyrics. Words that the composers would have repudiated.

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    Acknowledgment

    Thanks to Neddie Burne-Jones and Billy Morris for the pretty picture of musicians.
    Col. G. L. Sicherman [ HOME | MAIL ]